Awkward, Bizarre, and a Little Bit Crazy

Hufflepuff’s don’t give a fuck.

myampgoesto11:

Illustrations by Koren Shadmi

This says a lot.

What I do at the end of the school year

via sodamnrelatable

gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall 
gatsby: so call me maybe

simpledisneythings:

Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.

dohmenator:

thebluefloof:

ALL. OF. THESE. THINGS.

YOU. ARE. ALL. AMAZING.

NEVER. LIMIT. YOURSELF.

This is all of the true. I need, like, a daily reminder of how true this is.

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!

me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

superpsyguy:

The relatable version of Gotye’s song
by doubleUteaF